REAL TALK NY: My Trip to the Pit of the 2006 MTV Awards(Quick Recap)

This will be a quick recap of the trip, the full detailed version will soon be coming out. I didn't have my camera so pics are from my cell phone. Everyone had to be there 3:30 even though the show starts at 8 p.m.

As soon as you get near Radio City, there were cops all over like crazy. It was just a hectic area to be in. The block of Radio City was blocked and only certain vehicles could go through.

The line was very long and moved very slow. I got there a good time because like five minutes after I got their the line got ridiculous. Tons of girls dressed like they were going to the prom, some guy was there just taking pics of them LOL. Then we had to all stand in this hot room for an hour like sardines. They had some free snacks but I just wanted to leave a.s.a.p. So we finally get in and everyone gets excited. I've been to Radio City a lot of times, even on stage, but it never looked like this. Both sides had seats reserved for Celebes. While walking by I look at the seats and it said reserved for T.I., Christina Aguilera, Jay-Z & Beyonce. I was suppose to be a seat filler but this guy came to me and said he is claustrophobic and wanted to switch, so course I said hell yea. Made my way to the pit and I was all the way in the front, I could run on stage with ease, because i was right by the steps, but would probably be arrested afterwards.First Jack black came out with some fireworks that people in the pit could actually feel. First performance was Justin Timberlake, he came directly in front of me leaning into the pit. It was crazy being that close, even when you have the best seats in the house you don't get to be that close.Shakira came out and did her thing. Looked her in the eyes and she smiled. She's a tiny one and very beautiful. Seeing those hips move in person beats seeing it on T.V. She doesn't have a lot of assets but she knows how to move it. Wyclef definitely needed to brush his hair, nappy as hell.Luda and Pharrell had chains just shinig like crazy. The dancers had pants that looked like they were painted on. It was a decent performance. T.I. and Young Dro performance was cool. All the kids dancing in on stage was nice to see. Young Dro came out into the crowd right in front of me.The Pussycats Dolls came out while Luda and Pharrell performed and then got an award afterwards. The lead singer is beautiful, but she looks better on T.V. then in person.This is when Beyonce won an award with Slim Thug. Her performance was crazy, cops all over, money being thrown in the pit and she was defiantly looking stunning. The back up dancers took too long taking off her buckles, so we we all just stared at her, her face is beatiful but she did have a lot of make up on. She put on more weight and is look very good.These guys were a mess, Steve-O had his ass crack out and looked drunk. The lil guy picked up some guy on his shoulders and walked around with him. The whole time they keep hitting each other in the nuts, very disturbing.I had no idea Christina was so tiny. Its amazing such a big voice comes from such a little lady.

Various Tidbits

When 50 Cent came out Diddy was grilling him hard LOL. Nobody was really clapping for 50, especially the Celebs, you could see a lot of upset faces in the crowd when he came out.

Lil Kim got THICK, the jail food must be doing her right cause she never had a behind and now she has enough for two people. Ciara also got a lot thicker from the last time I seen her, she definitely has junk in the trunk. Jennifer Lopez still got something back there but its not like how it was in Selena of course.

Nicole Ritchie is OD skinny, I was like damn eat a sandwich or something.

Jessica Simpson was looking good, she messed up when reading the teleprompter, so maybe she really is slow? Shes gine but its not like she is out of this world fine. When you see Celebs in person you realize that they are just regular people, except for being famous and rich of course.

I was in the seen during the ringtone of the year award where people held up phones. They made us give them back at first but after the show they let us get free ones.

People Seen: Jay-Z, Beyonce, Nas, Kelis, Rihanna, Ne-Yo,Rick Ross, Fabolous, Kanye West, Pharrell, Ludacris, Paris Hilton, Diddy, Young Jock, Mario, Tyrese, Jennifer Lopez, Marc Anthony, Snoop Dog, Christina Agulera, Jessica Simpson, Black Eyed Peas, Missy, Busta, Papoose, Rev Run Family, Panic at the Disco, The Killers, Fall Out Boys, AFI, Ice-T, 50 Cent, LL Cool J,T.I., Young Dro, Justin Timberlake, Timbaland, Queen Latifah, The Rock, Lil John, E 40, Hype Williams, Solange, Lil Wayne, Chris Brown, Axel Rose, Chamillionaire, Pink, Al Gore, All American Rejects, Shakira, Wylcef, Lil Kim, James Blunt, Pussycat Dolls, Fort Minor, Hulk and Brooke Hogan, Cee-Lo, Andre, and Nick Lachey.

If you go to MTV Overdrive and watch the reviw of the show at time 1:33 you can see me with a white shirt right in front of Justin Timberlake holding my phone up.